January 2011
9 posts
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
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A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
Sorry
Dear spectacular 5 followers (old and new,)
I apologize for not posting anything recently. I am not dead, nor have I recently risen from the dead. I’ve just been kinda busy and lacking inspiration. On the good side, I now have money in the bank (yes!)
And whether you care, or not, I shall strive to frequently update instead of disappearing.
Thanks for not unfollowing.
