20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
Dear spectacular 5 followers (old and new,) I apologize for not posting anything recently. I am not dead, nor have I recently risen from the dead. I’ve just been kinda busy and lacking inspiration. On the good side, I now have money in the bank (yes!) And whether you care, or not, I shall strive to frequently update instead of disappearing. Thanks for not unfollowing.