gehayi:

atsuyuri-sama:

ocean-again:

cookiedoughmeagain:

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Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski

I think Doctor Emily Nagoski has a PHD but YEAH

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[bold, centered text] Forty-Two Percent [bold ends]

So how much is “adequate”?

Science says: 42 percent.

That’s the percentage of time your body and brain need you to spend resting. It’s about ten hours out of every twenty-four. It doesn’t have to be every day; it can average out over a week or a month or more. But yeah. That much.

“That’s ridiculous! I don’t have that kind of time!” you might protest - and we remind you that we predicted you might feel that way, back at the start of the chapter.

We’re not saying you [italic] should [end italic] take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent , the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare [image ends here, mid-sentence]

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Here’s the last paragraph, completed courtesy of Goodreads:

We’re not saying you should take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent, the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.

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callese:

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memetheon:

jellybeanium124:

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

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in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

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stuckonaglacierwithmacgyver:

comicaurora:

What’s the best highly specific “it absolutely doesn’t work like that but it makes a fun story” trope?

We gotta sneak through the spacious, quiet and perfectly clean air vents!

Let’s bonk them on the head to cleanly knock them unconscious with no risk

Welcome to this absolutely massive and surprisingly clean sewer!

Bullets are dangerously whizzing past me while I’m trying to escape underwater!

Oh No! We Have To Get The Bullet Out!

I’ve sliced off my hair into a cute pixie bob with a single swing of this knife

Ok so to do space travel we just *folds paper and pokes pencil through*

Gonna leap away from this explosion by like a 2 foot margin and be totally fine

We’re safe in this volcano as long as we don’t touch the lava

Yeah, I know CPR! *screams at you to live, then starts making out*

I genuinely think the CPR thing is a bit dangerous (even though I love it) so here’s how to actually do CPR, makeout-free, on an adult, a child, and an infant.

Also, do not stop the CPR once they suddenly revive and profess their love for you because they probably won’t do that.

CPR done until the ambulance arrives is for maintenance - you’re keeping their heart pumping until the paramedics or doctors can revive them.

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were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

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FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

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LOL

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secondlina:

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Hello cursed eldrich children, I’m dad!

{Check out my comics below}

> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

arkhamgal:

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

A DICK move you say?????

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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

History is so funny because it’s like

The middle ages weren’t as bad as you think

The victorian era was SO much worse than you think

The thing about both is that it’s like… if you think of the past like “oh everyone was dirty and stinky and stupid” you’re wrong, they were just people. And also there’s this tendency to think of Progress as a completely linear process from Worse to Better when that really isn’t the case

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ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:

burntmetalbastard:

ink-the-artist:

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

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DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

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jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse:

smoooothbrain:

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

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sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this

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theheromp3:

love when hair dye tells me to do a spot test. nah man whatever happens happens

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disgustingplants:
“solitair-e:
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drizzledrawings:

digital illustration of many Matt Murdocks. the first is him shirtless looking to the side, he's from the waist up with bandages wrapped around his torso, underneath him is hawkeye and daredevil in the designs from hawkeye freefall, Matt is asking clint "why? just why." the final one is two busts of Matt, one in his classic daredevil costume, and the second is him without.ALT

Me: *throws this at u guys like ur rabid dogs* I drew marvel fanart for u losers, I drew clint are u happy

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7deadlycinderellas:

nottawriter:

When I found out Paramount+ was removing Star Trek: Prodigy I bought all 20 episodes of S1 from Amazon Video since that was the only way for me to watch all 20 at the time. On 6/27, I lost access to episodes 10-20. Amazon has done what they can, which isn’t much.

All 20 were accessible when I paid for all 20. The full season is what I was buying. Now, I only have access to 9 of the episodes.

What is the point of buying digital content if they’re just going to steal it back from you afterwards?! Is this not false advertisement?

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Seems appropriate

People don’t seem to realize this. Digital purchases are great until the seller no longer has the rights to the media and suddenly its not yours anymore

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daddiesdrarryy:

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Me writing

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